06Apr25 Brief

In this issue:

• Get Hired

  • Green Means Go

  • Eh, It’s Probably Fine

  • Tread Carefully

  • BINGO

  • Seriously, Maybe Don’t

  • Possibly Psychotic

Another light issue for you this week, but I do at least bring you a special rating. No, it’s not an April Fool’s joke. I wish it was!

Heads up: Next weekend is one of my kiddos’ birthday and the start of Passover, so there will be no new issue. Bad Job Bingo and I will be back the following week as usual.

Get Hired

I play Bad Job Bingo with every job listing that appears in the Roundup and categorize them according to how well (or poorly, if I hit Bingo) they do in the game.

However, please remember that a job appearing in a positive category isn’t an endorsement of any role or company, and a job appearing in a negative category doesn't mean I think you shouldn't apply if it works for you. Bad Job Bingo is simply an effort to give you a shortcut to finding roles that may match your needs and values.

These and past contestants can be found at Support Human Jobs.

Green Means Go

No flags, or green flags only! A true unicorn.

• No unicorns this week.

Eh, It’s Probably Fine

A few flags popped up, but no serious ones.

• Community Lead ($150k-$260k) at Moonvalley (Hybrid US-Los Angeles or San Francisco, CA)

Tread Carefully

Didn’t quite hit bingo, but there were several yellow flags or more than one red flag.

• Lead Technical Support Engineer (No comp given) at Conduktor (Hybrid UK-London)

• Customer-Facing Project Manager ("Competitive" comp not given) at Gable (Hybrid US-Seattle, WA)

BINGO

Welp.

• Director of Technical Solutions (No comp given) at Cresta (Remote US)

Seriously, Maybe Don’t

Don't say I didn't warn you.

• See below. I’m sorry.

Possibly Psychotic

A truly special category.

• Customer Onboarding Specialist (I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNOW) at JobNimbus (Onsite US-Lehi, UT)